January 2011
what i do when i play mario kart:
win
win
win
never lose
have a nap and still win
make an ice sculpture whilst playing and still win
masturbate and still win
convert to muslim-ness and still win
become a cannibal ostrich that only has one wing and then think ‘fuck it, who cares if i win?’
i am the fucking mario kart wii champion bitches ‘straight up’.
my favourite bit of 'suicide season'
is the jazz sample at the start of ‘no need for introductions…’
it’s so good.
there was me, about to start doing some work
then i spent about 40 minutes playing mario
fml
xxdiamondeyes:
ginachka:
jerybeanxo:
j-joe:
PLAY MARIO
omg, forever in my blog. FOREVER.
best thing ever!
Even fucking Mario fails to cheer me up.
oh
my
god
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
i liked skins
OKAY?
do you believe in fate?
as in the whole “your life is planned out by something from the day you’re born, and things are destined to happen” kind of thing - the one that doesn’t have like, fact behind it. like if “your time is up” and that’s why you die. do you get me?
i just had this conversation with someone and it was interesting, imma do a post on what i think later. if...
i want some balloons and some party poppers and...
all i want to do recently
is play or listen to music, and i mean, i always wanted to do it all the time before, but that’s seriously all i want to do. that and hang out with my band.
eurgh i just love our music and i love playing it loudly and i can’t wait to record a demo and i can’t wait to learn how to do vocals and i can’t wait to write lyrics and then play gigs. we’ve got five...
sundays:
get up at midday
eat
go back to bed
get up again
shower
wank
bed
eat
wank
bed
eat
bed
procrastinate
procrastinate
procrastinate
procrastinate
procrastinate
procrastinate
procrastinate
bed
wank
eat
sleep
1 tag
CLOTHES
new vest (i amputated the sleves with kitchen scissors) with denim shirt -
OR
without the denim shirt?
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– Audrey Hepburn (via quote-book)
am i the only human who doesn't like nutella?
fortherainydays:
you’re not alone.
go egyptians go!
it makes me so happy when people stand up for what they think, and eurgh, it’s just great, isn’t it?
he’s dictated for thirty years (rigged elections etc) and now people have had a enough of it and it’s nice to see people doing something about it, i wish it could spread to here because of the shit cuts that will leave loads of people in poverty. all it takes is a catalyst...